Alcoholics Have All The Fun...

So I'm looking in catalogs left and right to complete shopping for Christmas, and what do I see?

Super COOL stuff for people who drink!

Don't get me wrong, I've oft enjoyed the design of a martini glass, and some of the bottles that package your flavor of choice are pretty creative.

Here are a few things that I'd totally love to use on a daily basis:

1. Jagermeister Tap (Retail $299.99)

I am a fan of cold water. Like really cold. I'm one of those freaks who likes the taste of ice water after brushing my teeth in a snowstorm.

This machine will make any shot served at a perfect 0 degrees. Cool for alcohol, lame for water - since the pipes would freeze before the first droplet hit your glass.

But MAN! Do I like the idea of hooking up Kool-Aid and having instant slushees.

2. Ice Shot Glasses (Retail $10 or so)

These I might buy anyway. They're ice trays that make ice into the shape of shot glasses. Great for keeping drinks cold.

Downside of this item is they're shot glass size. Most people drink in larger increments of soda/juice than a shot of tequila.

3. Original Ring Thing ($7.99)

If only sodas still came in glass jars. Well, regular soda. I know that fancy dancy middle class stuff still suits up the glass, but c'mon mainstream soda companies, let's go retro here.

This way I can rip those metal caps off with a cool ring and look Fonz-like to the crowd.

Okay, these were the main three, but I've seen other cool stuff out there.

I gotta go start my campaign to the Jager people to convert that thing so 'virgin' drinks can be made with them as well.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.